So I just had one of those royally embarrassing moments. I have a neighbor and for a better part of a year I said she’s cute talk to her.
Well the opportunity finally presented itself for a talk. I was walking to my car she was looking at her phone about to check her mail.
Now I’m a polite guy so for whatever reason I’m jus standing in the driveway just staring at her. Feeling like a creep mind you. I’m waiting for her attention to come from her phone to her mailbox she’s about to run into.
It felt lik an eternity as I attempted to think of something to say. Well i saw her with a dog once before. Hey we could talk about dogs, because why not. I’ve never owned one and the thought of owning one has never crossed my mind but we can talk about dog breeds I don’t know anything about.
She looked up and waved and I said the worst thing possible.
You’re the girl with the dog right?
WOW! I said that! Total stalker words. It was awkward. Is there any coming back from that? No.
She said yeah went back to her phone.
Embarrassing? Yeah. Will it happen again? Sure. Can I expect another one word conversation with her? Probably.
I need to stop being awkward.
Thanks for listening guys!